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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Ode to Bill Miller Fried Chicken

I was in San Antonio recently - the headquarters of Bill Miller Fried Chicken.  I grew up near the 1st of many of this fine establishment.  In all my travels I have yet to eat any fried chicken that compares to this food of the gods.  This is my tribute.  Sung to the tune of "I Don't Need No Doctor" by Humble Pie.  Circa 1971.

I don't need no pork chops
'Cause I know what's ailing me
I don't need no pork chops
'Cause I know what's ailing me
All I need is my chicken
You don't know I'm in misery

I don't need no pork chops
I don't need no pork chops

I don't need no sushi
My taste buds tells me that
I don't need no sushi
My taste buds tells me that
All I need is that chicken
You don't know I'm in misery

I don't need no pork chops
I don't need no pork chops
I don't need no sushi
I don't need no sushi

Well Bill Miller said I need this- ooh ooh
It took me off the critical list- ooh ooh
Keeping my veins running free- ooh ooh
And my heart pumping happily- ooh ooh
I ate that deep fried chicken and it soothed
Ooh, yeah my addiction, oh yeah

I don't need no T-bone
I don't need no pork chop
I don't need no sushi
I don't need no lamb chop

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